Not even close. Homeland Security works hard every day to make sure that acts of postal terrorism do not cross the border from the great white north. No, the answer to the question is, imaginary drum roll please… A package of baseball cards. This package wasn’t just opened to check that its contents were in fact baseball cards as the customs slip stated. No, they were opened and mutilated to ensure the safety of our country. The package, which came courtesy of Captain Canuck from the awesome Waxaholic blog, contained two previously unopened packs of cards and three small stacks of cards in team set bags. The unopened packs were opened and gone through. In fact, one of the packs (1991 Topps)
was sliced open and had the majority of the piece of stale gum removed. I received a few small shards of gum. The rest, I am sure, are in some border laboratory being tested for anthrax. Our tax dollars at work. The other pack, 1991 O-Pee-Chee, was also opened, but did not contain any gum. It did contain a depiction of the great Dave Stieb, which did manage to cross the border. The teams set bags were sliced as well.
Delmon Young took the worst of it. Three cuts across his card (look closely at the scan). Perhaps the border agents were Twins fans who liked to think he had never played for another team?The damages were limited to the top cards in the bags, which was good, and it seems that the only thing missing from the package was a few bits of gum, also good. It does make me question the intellect of the inspectors who had to use a knife to open a team set bag that wasn’t sealed. Hmm. Perhaps they thought they were dealing with an intra-border drug ring and LSD was concealed in these presumably innocent baseball cards? I guess we’ll never know. They resealed the package with green tape, but destroyed the return address. I can only assume the package came from the
Captain since he had said he sent one and I don’t have many trading pals in Alberta. He did leave a note, but it was signed Brian. An alias. All part of his elaborate plan I am sure. Well, it took me a day to get over the intrusion, but a few Molsons later and I was ready to re-open those old packs of cards. I hadn’t ripped a pack of 91’s since, well 1991. This was gonna be a treat. It started out great. I am very fortunate that the card featuring Yankees #1 draft pick Carl Everett was unharmed.
Everett was a 1st round draft pick for the Yanks that actually made it (no Brien Tayor here!). He was an All Star twice and was the primary DH on the White Sox when they won it all in 2005. He lasted about 14 years in the big leagues and was always an informative interview. “Jurassic Carl” was one of the few athletes to speak his mind always. He shattered many historical myths for me. I had often suspected that the dinosaur fossils I had seen in museums as a kid were all man made fakes. It makes sense now; I mean, have you ever seen a dinosaur? Good old Carl Everett. He’s a star in the Atlantic League now. Last season, playing for the Long Island Ducks, he put up amazing Triple Crown numbers, .327/29/100. I hope he makes it back to the major leagues; I would like to hear his opinion on 911 or the Iran elections or whether Barack Obama is a real person or just a muppet manufactured by the media.Next outta the pack is Jose Oquendo,
one of the managers (along with the Wizard of Oz) for this years Futures Game.
I also got a Don Mattingley! I guess it’s still a thrill to pull a Donny Baseball.There is a manager card of Bobby Valentine.
I’ve mentioned it before, but the small town I grew up in had a Bar B Q joint in it called “Bobby Vs”. It was really neat actually, it was like a sports bar that kids could go to with their folks. The food was horrible, but there were baseball cards varnished onto the tables-sweet!The most interesting looking card in the pack is of pitcher, Mike Jeffcoat.
Unfortunately, this is a victim of a gum stain. Still, look close at the picture. That is Julio Franco in the background with his hand on his hip, ready to take a nap. I’m guessing that was because Jeffcoat was dealing unhittable stuff that deal and the infield was just decoration.The pack of O-Pee-Chee didn’t disappoint either. This was the OPC that I grew up with, knew and loved, complete with the French interpretations.
We know that Andre “Hawk” Dawson hit a ton of homers and had a gun for an arm, but did you know his position is voltigeur? Or that Blue Jays ace Dave Stieb was a lanceur?
That’s the kind of stuff that baseball cards taught me. I tried to get these terms in my everyday speech on the playground, but after the first broken nose, I stopped and called Stieb a pitcher.Aside from the awesome 91’s, he set me off another childhood flashback with this awesome 1993 Collector’s Choice checklist of Danny “Bull” Tartabull.
The Bull was my favorite and my collection did not contain this goofy card before. Way to go Captain, glad someone reads this garbage!I have to go to work, so you’re going to have to tune in tomorrow to find about the awesome Rays cards he sent my way!
2009 O Pee Chee Tony Pena, card #0PC-CP. I am assuming this is an insert, or are they just numbered like that? That would make set building a pain. I like the portrait on this card, looks classy and I’m glad to see the OPC name back in the game, but I miss the French translations.
A bunch of 2009 Topps Heritage Rays cards. There was a couple that I had not yet seen. Card #371 of Matt Joyce is the first time I have seen Matt in a
Rays uniform. Too bad I got it after Joyce got demoted to Durham. Another Ray who isn’t a Ray right now (sounds cool in a weird way) that I didn’t have yet is the smart (graduate of Columbia University) and speedy (dude can fly) Fernando Perez, card #120.
I think he’s sidelined with a dislocated thumb right now, but outfield spots on the Rays are hard to come by. Both Matt Joyce and Justin Ruggiano are proven big leaguers stuck in AAA and ahead of him. Perez did look damn good in the playoffs, though. He also dropped in ’09 Heritage cards of all three of Tampa Bay’s 2008 All Stars, Evan Longoria,
Scott Kazmir and Dioner Navarro.
from the 2008 Upper Deck Diamond Collection, card #DC-10.
Hendrickson’s other claim to fame is he was the first Blue Jays pitcher ever to hit a home run and for a few months he had the record as the tallest pitcher (6’9”) to ever go deep. Randy Johnson (6’10”) took that record from him.
, Willy Aybar (0117/2008)
and my favorite player Jason Bartlett (0912/2008).
I have to call the Bartlett my favorite. This is my second gold card of JB, the first 2008 for me; this brings my collection up to 12 cards of the best shortstop in the American League. Big thanks for that one!!!
’06 Topps, all (Devil) Rays, all awesome!!!
the 2008 Topps Co-Signers set, card #094 featuring Carlos Pena and BJ Upton. This card is not signed, like the title indicates, but is serial numbered 378/400. It’s dark and chromey and doesn’t scan well, but looks awesome in my Rays collection!!!
current Braves outfielder slash pinch hitter, Matt Diaz. Matt has been around for 7 seasons and has put together a Manny Mota type career. He quietly holds a .305 career batting average and has never really been a full-time player. Mota hung around for 20 seasons and batted .304 over his career.
Blackburn was on the mound for the Twins the first game we saw this year and he mowed the Rays down with ease. He and Kevin Slowey are a formidable 1-2 punch for the Twins. It’s too bad they don’t have any depth in starting pitching; otherwise they would be on top in the AL Central.
He rounded out the box with a bunch of old Donruss puzzle pieces. I will put this together one of these days. I used to love these things!!! Thanks again for the trade Stephen. Glad to know you!!!
I haven’t posted a pack break in a while, so here goes…
Card #476 Edinson Volquez. He was an All Star last year, and ended up winning 17 games for the Redlegs. He is 4-2 so far this year. Probably not good enough for another appearance in the mid summer classic, but it’s a cool looking card. I love the up close and personal view. I just can’t believe that he doesn’t snag his chain on his glove. I’ll be looking out for that.
Card #531 Frank Francisco. He’s a former teammate of Volquez’ with the Rangers. This year he may be the one to get the All Star call. He has 12 saves and a 0.44 ERA. Wow.
Next outta the pack is another ’08 All Star, Rays catcher, (card #519)Dioner Navarro. It’s a neat shot of Navy calling 2 outs, or giving the stingray sign or encouraging people to worship the devil, but it looks good. The “niche in history” on the back of his card tells me he is the 9th switch hitting catcher to be an All Star in either league. It also tells me he has a .429 career batting average with a 2-0 count. Cool.
Next is John Smoltz with card #355. Topps decided to go with the glamour shot for Smoltzy on this one. He hasn’t pitched a game yet this year, but is scheduled to return to the Sox next Thursday on a tight pitch count. He does eight All Star selections to his credit to go along with over 3,000 Ks. Too bad he’s chosen to end his career with the Sox. I used to like him.
Next we have Edgar Renteria on card #558. The coloring on this card is kinda neat, but I don’t like not seeing a players face, unless they’re doing something cool. Renteria is off to a sub-par performance this year and his .245 BA probably won’t make him an All Star. He has been picked 5 times previous.
Now, we are in insert land. The first one is a “Career Best” card of Ty Cobb, card #LGCB-TC. If you flip the card and read this guys career bests you will see he highest average was .420. He had 127 RBIs with his highest homerun count being 12. He hit 47 doubles, 24 triples and stole 96 bases in one year. Pretty good numbers for someone who never made an All Star team.
Speaking of legends…Next outta the pack is a “Legends of the Game”, #LLG-12, card of Bob Gibson. It’s a nice portrait of Gibson, muttonchops and all, looking off into the distance, likely prior to a game. Gibson appeared in 8 All Star games.
Next we have a Topps Town dot com card of Ian Kinsler. I go online to write this blog, that’s about it. I have never visited that site or entered a redemption code. Just not into it. I do like Ian Kinsler, though. His 18 homers leads second baseman and could give him his second All Star appearance.
We are back to base cards and the first one is Chicago White Sox manager, Ozzie Guillen, card #488. The back of the card ads a stat from his playing days. I didn’t realize he hit .533 off of Mark Knudson…Ozzie was a three-time All Star as a player and once as a manager. He also finished his playing career in 2000 with the Rays.
Next up is Giants outfielder, Randy Winn and card #549. I really like the orangey-ness of this one. Winn was an All Star with the Rays in 2002. He has very quietly put together a nice career with over 1600 hits in 12 seasons.
Next we have Brewers pitch Braden Looper on card #419. This card is not good or bad. Kind of like Looper’s career. He has been the perpetual “even Steven”. His career record is 63-62 and I am sure his next outing will be a loss just to even things up. I did learn that Brad Ausmus only hit .126 off of him, career.
The 12th and final card in the pack is Rays centerfielder, BJ Upton, card #640. The picture is awesome, BJ in post-power-swing. The back of the card gives me info I already knew, but bears repeating. He tied a postseason record last year with 7 home runs. He was also the AL player of the week this week, but that isn’t on this card. BJ has yet to play in an All Star game, but he’s still only 25. He’s already swiped more than 100 bases, got over 400 hits and scored over 250 runs at age when most are still in the minors.
He lasted only 3-2/3 innings, striking out 4, but walking 5. He threw 82 pitches, only 43 (52%) for strikes. He only gave up 1 earned run before leaving the game, but was down 2-1 when he was yanked, courtesy of a throwing error by (rehabbing) shortstop Jed Lowrie which allowed the second run to score... Incidentally, in his rehab start, Lowrie was 0-3 with a throwing error and was replaced by Travis Denker in the field in the seventh inning. I don’t think he’s quite ready to return.
Kazmir faced the minimum 3 batters from the 3 inning on. I don’t know if his strength is there yet to join the big team, but his composure, mechanics and location are right on. Joe Maddon has not yet announced if Kaz will rejoin the Rays in St. Pete for this home stand.
, walked 3 batters and served up a home run to John Jaso before being yanked after 2 innings. Javier Lopez replaced him and went 1-1/3 scoreless. Billy Traber pitched the bottom of the 8th for the Sox and sent the Bulls down in order.
Brad “Lights Out” Lidge will likely see action with the Florida State League’s (A) Clearwater Phillies tonight.
BJ Upton was named the American League Player of the Week. He hit .429 with 3 doubles, 2 homers, 2 steals and 9 RBIs. Way to go BJ!!
He sent card #231 of John Nelson. John had a cup of coffee with the Cards in ’06, he is now playing Indy league ball.
Vernon Wells. It’s a nice classic batting pose with the solid red background. Of all the Heritage sets, 2007 may be favorite for aesthetics.
The fireballer is off to a great start this year, saving 14 games for the AL central leading Tigers.
I had every team card but this one back in ’07. Every pack I’ve ripped, every team card I’ve pulled, I had hoped would be an Indians. Glad to have this spot full.
I think his record is somewhere around 0-5 right and I’m shedding no tears for him. I do remember back in ’07, this card was selling for around 10 bucks on ebay. Again, glad to have this hole filled.